…and believe it or not, it’s NOT because of anything stupid or scandalous Jeff Bezos himself did, THIS time. It’s because there is reason to suspect that Donnie ordered someone — who, or how, is still unknown — to spy … Continue reading
Yeah, Bolsov?mito, point those finger guns while you still can. Just remember, though, that the finger of justice is pointing back at you…AND your vile fascist son: The mother-in-law of the former captain of the Battalion of Special Operations (BOPE), … Continue reading
And how: Love that heckler who keeps giving him hell. That alone was worth the price of admission. As is all the flak he’s getting on the tweeter. If only his coffee were as thoroughly roasted as his ass… Ana … Continue reading
Not shown: Any actual parts of Jeff Bezos. So, it seems that a certain richest man on the planet is getting divorced. And since he was wed without a pre-nup way back before he made his boodle, and community property … Continue reading
At the risk of pointing out the obvious, smocking is not something you do with a gun. Here’s how you actually do it: Lovely craft, smocking. Glad it doesn’t require guns.
…and that’s putting it very politely: And this, conservative men, is why women won’t date you. It’s because you’re trying to overcompensate for your rusty ol’ junk (which in Donnie’s case is a tiny mushroom), and what you’re doing is … Continue reading
Bad enough that Amber Guyger — a white police officer — shot an unarmed man to death in his own apartment, which was one floor up from hers. Worse that her story keeps changing. But this is surely the lowest, … Continue reading
Since today it’s my birthday, and I’m feeling old, here you go, guys…my present to all of you: Because nothing makes you feel old faster than seeing neo-Nazis who fap over their own home-grown Bigfoot erotica, right? Aaaaand now we … Continue reading
When this is all too emblematic of the “good” jobs on offer, is it any wonder that they can’t pay their student loans back, either? (Special extra bonus points for spotting the extreme irony herein.)
Hmmm, who does this remind YOU of?